Episode 282: Hairy Scoots

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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This week we talk terrifying children's toys, the sexuality of muppets and some juicy stories from Hollyweird. Get $10 off your first box at http://fabfitfun.com with promo code: pageseven Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/page7 Robinhood is giving a free stock to build your portfolio at http://page7.robinhood.com We're drinking through the best (and worst) holiday movies over on our Patreon page! Supporters get weekly bonus content and help out the show! www.patreon.com/page7podcas

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0:00.0	There's magic in the air this evening magic in the air the world is at her best you know when people love and care
0:17.0	The promise of excitement is one the night will keep after all there's only one more sleep till Christmas
0:27.0	Christmas
0:29.0	Cermet you goddamn best and I'll always love you
0:33.0	We're gonna page seven guys. I was not expecting you to choose the kind of chillest of the Muppet Christmas Carol songs rather than you know
0:43.2	Even the vegetables don't like them
0:46.8	There goes Mr. Hombug
0:49.2	There goes Mr. Rynch
0:51.2	Oh man if they gave a prize for being me in the winter would be him
0:57.0	I'm singing the Muppet Christmas Carol this morning this afternoon. My name is Jackie Suprosky. My name is Molly Neffel. I'm Marcus Parks. Yeah, it was feeling a little downtrodden Cermet today
1:10.0	I'm we're gearing up because we are doing a siblings sing along to Muppet Christmas Carol next Thursday for our
1:18.0	$10 an up patrons and I don't want to watch it until then
1:22.4	But I'm getting really excited and I've got my playlist that's called suck my Christmas on
1:28.7	Spotify and it came up and it got me very very happy but then old same old-laying sign started playing and then I got really sad
1:35.6	Do you know the absolute worst only bad song from up at Christmas Carol which I always fast-forwarded through as a child and still fast forward through as an adult is
1:44.5	The one the love song between
1:46.9	What's her nuts and a young Ebenezer Scrooge?
1:50.1	Molly
1:53.8	How dare we have yelled about this before on that haven't we?
1:59.1	Probably I
2:02.4	When love is gone. Thank you. The love we found comes at the end. It's the reprise because how do you see that's
2:09.7	Guys, I get what every prize is to me. I
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