Episode #2817: It’s Jelly O’Clock Somewhere!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke checks-in from Atlanta, where he is now officially a Waffle House team member! He tells Andrew about his experience working as a short-order cook, and they finally discuss the lawsuit against Netflix over "Bandersnatch."

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0:00.0	And I sat down at the desk, looked right in the eye, and I said,
0:04.0	just call me bald, municipal.
0:07.0	No.
0:08.0	No.
0:09.0	No.
0:10.0	I don't know how you do it.
0:14.0	I just come up with it.
0:16.0	I just think of it, and I'm like, ah, it's that funny.
0:18.0	Yes, it is.
0:19.0	And then I just say, you could get that offshore account shaken and not stirred.
0:25.0	Just like his martinis in the James Bond.
0:29.0	TVTL!
0:36.0	Okay, can I just say I feel like I'm on MTV right now?
0:40.0	You'll be staying with two of our undergrads in their dorm room.
0:43.0	What's a dorm room?
0:45.0	Oh, it's where the students sleep.
0:46.0	Oh, a room chair.
0:47.0	Oh, I like that.
0:49.0	And you'll maybe even meals with them in the dining hall.
0:51.0	And that's the cafeteria?
0:52.0	There's the strain beginning to show on it.
0:54.0	If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice bed,
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