Episode #2816: More Like “Borndersnortch”

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to help Andrew with some Twitter-related issues. Plus, Andrew shares a (pre-approved) dream that may end up changing his career trajectory. They never get to Top Stories, but they do share some great TV Guide #content.

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0:00.0	Can you call that a knife?
0:04.5	This is a knife.
0:06.8	That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
0:09.0	Alright, alright, you in.
0:11.2	I'll see you applied knifey spoonie before.
0:13.6	T-B-T-L!
0:16.6	Please understand that nothing personal is intended here against anybody.
0:23.4	I don't hate these artists.
0:24.4	I'm not trying to say that God hates them, and I'm certainly not trying to get you to
0:27.6	hate them.
0:28.6	It's funny.
0:29.6	It's, uh, it's not like a regular ha-ha sitcom.
0:31.2	There's no laugh track, there's no audience, it's very stylized, it's got a bunch of guys
0:35.7	in Seattle.
0:36.7	Targets, targets.
0:37.7	Don't bully me.
0:38.7	Alright, I can't take it.
0:40.5	I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night.
0:43.6	Watch out for that first step, it's end-usey!
0:47.4	Hello there, everyone, and welcome to a Wednesday
0:58.5	morning edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:03.5	Intimate conversation, self-disclosure, and a little music thrown in too.
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