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Slop Quest

Episode 280: Sauna Shankers

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

O'Neill starts us out by talking about being at a playground with his nieces and seeing a guy lurking with a puppy (and no kids!). We discuss if this move is okay or not. Danish shares a story of a guy mistaking him for someone else. That convo leads the fellas down a dark road, and they discuss an extreme miscarriage of justice with a criminal receiving an extremely light sentence. We have a listener chicken update! An Australian listener of ours wrote in about a neighbor having chickens on her property and then wrote back to give us an update on the situation. One of O'Neill's family members looked into their ancestry, and O'Neill found out something he didn't know about his heritage. Then, it's an epic battle: house boat vs. jet ski! There's trouble on the river!!!! That one happens to be in Australia, too. Wild times down undah. O'Neill is starting the new year off right...by getting back into skateboarding. Sadly, there's more sauna violence/chaos to report. This time, it happened in China. Is no sauna safe?!? Then, it's time for a sad follow-up about a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan who wed his soulmate, a life-like doll (you know what I'm talking about). Well, he broke her, and she's now fighting for her "life". We also talk about problematic neighbors and what happens when you own next to or near one. Then, there's the tale of an octegenarian grandma who's found love with a 36 year old Egyptian man. Don't worry, she went on TV in England to detail their steamy love life. After that, we have a little more cult-talk about the Vow and Seduced documentaries and take care of some other miscellaneous odds and ends. And that wraps this baby up with a nice bow.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was only standing

0:05.0

only

0:10.0

so what can tell you how you feel

0:18.0

feel

0:21.0

it's so goodness

0:25.0

a fucking good deal.

0:29.0

They're going to end and now. They call it then there.

0:33.0

Then you shallow me.

0:39.0

Day they shallow me.

0:40.0

Day they shallow me. Day Nation Danish and to me Day Oh my goodness, Steve. Oh, yeah, 20, one.

1:17.2

Oh, my goodness.

1:19.4

Oh, yeah, 2021.

1:22.2

What a year so far. Wow, who! Come and get it.

1:26.0

Dude, I took my nieces to the park yesterday.

1:31.0

Some fucking middle age, if you're a middle age white guy and you got a puppy and you're

1:36.2

there hanging out by the playground equipment and you don't have kids with you, I mean you gotta know. Even if you're not a pedophile dude everybody thinks you are 100

1:46.7

percent like what are you doing so what happened it was the guy he was just like

1:51.4

standing around with the puppy but like, so where do you go from there?

1:55.7

He was sitting there with a puppy and we're playing on the equipment and I like my, I like a playground.

2:02.1

I get into it. I'm using the equipment but then the puppy's like coming around the kids and then we're all like fucking on top of them and he's like oh he's I was like, dude, if you're not a pedophile, you gotta know that this, oh, by the way, this park was huge.

2:18.0

He could have gone over, there was benches in an old hole, open grassy area. he could have hung out over there.

2:24.4

I don't know it was fucking weird.

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