Episode 279: Donkey Sauce
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Happy 2021! Did we record this episode before Christmas? Okay, maybe we did. But that doesn't mean it's not super spectax, ya know what I'm saying? We start this one off talking about nudity and public and an HBO doc that came out a while back (it's called The Vow, and it's about a cult). Danish tells yet another story from one of his family walks. In this one, he encounters another wild animal! Then, in the mystery of all mysteries, Baby Barb says a phrase that haunts Danish. Where did she pick it up? Is she trolling him?!? What is happening? After that, we discuss a story about a "Santa" crashing an ulteralight into some power lines up in Sac-town. Danish's cousin, Dillon Danis, is in the news with youtube "it" guy Jake Paul, and we briefly discuss it. I know what you're asking yourself, "Come man, it's 2021, when are they going to get to some horse talk here?" Well, you're in luck, partner. We get to it RIGHT NOW. It's a man accused of having improper relations with two horses. There's some brief Bushman talk, followed by a super bizarre lawsuit that involves adult toys being sold. After that, it's off to Australia for a crime that has left the coppers feeling flummoxed. What did he do? Listen to find out!
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| 0:00.0 | Danish and O'Neill. |
| 0:07.0 | O'Neill. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, I was dating. Yeah! |
| 0:16.0 | I was Danish. So I can tell you how they both feel |
| 0:28.6 | It's a free bagel |
| 0:30.0 | So it's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:35.0 | They call it Danish. |
| 0:39.0 | Danish and Monil. |
| 0:42.0 | Gaye Chamonil. |
| 0:47.0 | Gated Shannonil. Gated Shannonil. |
| 0:48.0 | Gated Shannonil. |
| 0:51.0 | Gated Shannonil. Day in Shannon. |
| 0:53.0 | Shannon. |
| 0:54.0 | Dade in Shannon. |
| 0:57.0 | D. Shannon. |
| 0:58.0 | D. Shannon me. Oh, 2021, 21, first show of the new year, even though we're recording it in 2020. |
| 1:18.0 | It's confusing. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah, woo, woo, woo! |
| 1:21.0 | We don't know what's happened. Maybe there's an apocalypse that broke out, but this may not even make it there for all we have. |
| 1:28.0 | As of this recording, everything's okay. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, it's not even Christmas yet. |
| 1:34.0 | No, we're, yeah, we're getting, just, |
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