Episode 28 - BROHIO
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
If you LOVE hearing somebody ramble on and on about their vacation that you weren't invited on, you're going to LOVE this weeks episode. Add some whiskey to your beer, kick back and enjoy a recap of Kevin and Hank's bro-trip to Cleveland Ohio! If you find this episode half as funny as Hank did while recording, you're sure to have a good time.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm flemmy like it's thick. |
| 0:05.0 | It's thick. My nose isn't running anymore, it's like... |
| 0:10.0 | It's just like... It's just like... |
| 0:11.0 | It's just like... |
| 0:12.0 | Well, no, it's not. |
| 0:13.0 | I mean, it's... |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.0 | I still don't sound like myself. |
| 0:17.0 | You guys weren't here last week. |
| 0:19.0 | You both called in sick. |
| 0:21.0 | You're, you're pathetic pathetic you're pathetic I did it |
| 0:25.7 | podcast all on my own I sat in this room and I I |
| 0:29.5 | yamored on for 30 minutes about my cold and you guys were gone you weren't there. |
| 0:34.6 | I haven't edited yet. |
| 0:36.6 | Edited it yet and I'm scared. |
| 0:39.4 | You're not editing it it's already out. |
| 0:41.7 | Oh really? Yeah. I thought I was editing it today. No you're not editing it. It's out baby. That thing's that ship is |
| 0:48.5 | to sail. It's gone. It's done. I need to go. This train don't stop. Yeah you can't stop this train. It was like 30 minutes of I didn't |
| 0:57.4 | know what I was I was a little out of my head and it's just me talking for 30 minutes |
| 1:02.3 | in this room by myself and I didn't know what I was saying and |
| 1:05.8 | and then I got a guy who commented on it and it just it quoted me as having said Satan. It's like Satan is standing on my... |
| 1:18.0 | It's like Satan is standing on my chest, jabbing his hot fire poker into my throat. |
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