Episode 27 The Very Definition Of Dedication
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2019
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Don't let the number 27 fool you. This is not an episode. This is an episode about not having an episode. We're all too sick with a cold, the flu and walking pneumonia to put together a full episode. Kevin called in sick. Alex doesn't want to be around sick people. Hank was tough enough and dedicated enough to head into the studio and record this amazing non episode. We'll be back next week with the real deal. In the meantime, please enjoy listening to Hank's cold.
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| 0:00.0 | Test one two five five five |
| 0:03.7 | everybody it's me Hank Patterson we're around a fly fishing expert in guide |
| 0:09.3 | fantastic camper and conqueror of the cold. I have man I got a cold and so I went to |
| 0:19.2 | Cleveland Ohio over the weekend Kevin came with me and I came back with a cold. But I had a great time |
| 0:28.6 | in Cleveland. If you ever get a chance to go to Cleveland, somebody's like, oh man, you want to go to Cleveland? And I know. The |
| 0:33.7 | initial answer for most people that have never been to Cleveland would be, no, I don't |
| 0:38.9 | want to, I don't want to go to Cleveland. I don't want to have anything to do with |
| 0:42.0 | going to Cleveland. |
| 0:42.8 | Cleveland sometimes gets bad rap and I have no idea why because it's |
| 0:47.6 | fricking fantastic. I had a fantastic time in Cleveland. Went to a brown's game, went to an Indians game, |
| 0:55.8 | had fantastic food, got to watch Kevin eat barbecue. |
| 1:00.8 | And if you ever get an opportunity to watch Kevin eat barbecue it is I mean this |
| 1:06.0 | guy he was like wrist deep like second barbecue sauce off of his hand it was |
| 1:11.7 | disgusting most disgusting thing I've probably ever seen in my entire life is |
| 1:16.2 | Kevin eating barbecue and the visual of it's |
| 1:24.0 | can't do it justice you have to you have to hear it as well I mean across the table |
| 1:24.6 | loud mables it's called crowded restaurant people being loud football games |
| 1:31.0 | going on people enjoy conversation typical |
| 1:35.0 | restaurant setting and over all of that I could steer still hear Kevin like, it's that sound right? |
| 1:45.0 | All 10 fingers, like the palm of his hand. |
| 1:48.6 | It was like, and it was the most disgusting thing |
| 1:52.4 | that I've ever seen in my entire life. |
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