Welcome to another episode of Kataga's split screen. It is April 14th, 2016. You are hearing the dulcet tones of Jason Schreier back from vacation. At last. I am joined, as always always by my good friend Kirk Hamilton.

Hi, Kirk.

Are you allowed to call your own tones Dulcet?

I thought that Dulcet was only reserved for when you're talking about somebody else's tones.

What does Dulcet mean exactly?

Like soft?

Yeah, like soft and soothing, like not um, not like round kind of and beautiful.

I would.

Yes.

Yes.

I am allowed to call my own tones dulcet.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Dulsit cop over here.

I just wanted to make sure that we weren't misrepresenting the word dulcet in any way

on this podcast.

I think that's very important.

Anyway, I am back from China. We are both very sick. It's good times all around. So I've been

traveling so much that I am just jet lag to hell and back. And you, I guess, just got sick?

Yeah, I've just been sick. So I have like a fifth lower voice than normal, which is kind of fun sometimes, because when I talk, I can feel that nice, low resonance that people with low voices get. Yeah, but also kind of makes me sound like a frog sometimes. So if I lose my voice a little bit on this podcast,

I'm sorry to listeners. It's okay. You're forgiven. So do you want to hear what happened to me this

morning? I totally do. Please tell me. Okay. So this is a fun story. Okay. So for some context, so I've

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