Episode 279: Do the Panty Raid

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2016

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

New bill requires men to get permission from their wives before buying Viagra Franklin Graham: 'Only One Election Left' To Save America From Godless Secularists Tony Perkins: America May Never Have Another Election If We Don't Elect Ted Cruz 'This Is Your Last Call, America': Glenn Beck Begs South Carolina To Support Ted Cruz, God's Chosen Candidate Pat Robertson: Bernie Sanders' Youth Supporters 'The Kids Who Want To Do A Panty Raid In The Fraternity' Pat Robertson: Women in combat are ‘masochistic’ sexual deviants acting out ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Christian conservatives push child marriage with creepy meme comparing girls to apples Sandy Rios: Beyoncé Ushering In The Antichrist With Her 'Black Racism' And 'Lawlessness' - Bryan Fischer Explains How A 'Vapor Canopy' Allowed Methuselah To Live For 969 Years Rick Wiles: Zika Virus God's Punishment For 'Worshiping Death'

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:05.5	Hey, I was listening to your last show and you were making fun of Power Aberson, Persemin,
0:13.0	you know, Hallsford, and you're saying, chillin' around about maybe he's having a stroke.
0:17.0	Why didn't I tell you something?
0:18.0	My dad had a stroke.
0:20.0	Really severe one.
0:21.0	You know what?
0:22.0	He's totally having a stroke.
0:24.0	Somebody just called 911 like, right fucking now.
0:28.0	Hey Tom and Cecil.
0:29.0	So I'm a PhD candidate, I'm hoping to be finished up in May.
0:34.0	I'm technically a biochemist, but most of my work is actually in the field of biophysics.
0:40.0	And it kind of verges into the quantum field sometime.
0:44.0	And my issue is I challenge you to go to LinkedIn or Facebook or even Google and search for
0:53.0	either quantum biology, quantum biophysics, or biophysics.
0:58.0	You will be assaulted by chiropractors and new AG, energy, bioenergetics,
1:06.0	Philly type people.
1:08.0	These people are constantly trying to connect with me on LinkedIn and on Facebook.
1:15.0	It makes me so angry.
1:16.0	I mean, biophysics has been all of our time in our labs doing this very meticulous work.
1:26.0	And then our whole field of study is just fucking co-opted by these goddamn Deepak Chopra motherfuckers.
1:33.0	Anyway, glory hold.
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