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Well, good news, everybody.

Drones are back in the news, and I'm not talking about your hobbyist drone.

I'm talking about your possibly alien drones, or possibly an advanced civilization that's always lived beneath the sea.

Or possibly a foreign power

that has technology that we can't even understand. Maybe. So according to the Hill,

there was some interviews with 60 minutes earlier this month. And key military assets were, let's say, visited by drones that could not be explained.

They had lights and their enigmatic craft.

Their unknown origin, and some people say the Daily Mail says they're coming from the ocean maybe, but they don't have any video of that.

And some people say there's a gigantic underwater like mothership where all the drones are coming out.

And sometimes they're buzzing around our military facilities.

And sometimes they're buzzing around our military ships hundreds of miles out.

So they can't be hobbyist stuff.

And they're immune to jamming.

They can't be jammed.

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