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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization and sculled coffee with Scott Adams.

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divine godlike well let's start with science you know science is important because there are many things we don't understand about the world.

And thanks to our intrepid scientists, they can fill in the gaps for us.

Let's see what they've got for us today.

According to Cy Post, Eric Nolan is writing,

physical attractiveness far outweighs other traits in online dating success.

So it's a good thing they studied that because I was thinking that physical attractiveness was way down on the list of things that people cared about in dating.

No, I wasn't. They could have saved a lot of money if they just asked me.

Scott, what do you think about physical attractiveness on the list of things that people care about in online dating?

Hmm. Hmm.

Let me confer with every sentient being in the entire universe.

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