Dude, I got some f***ing banana bread. I worked today, dude.

How yeah?

My mom told me if I wait for things like good things will happen to me, dude

And I waited for some things and I got some banana bread at work today, dude. How yeah?

So it just goes to show that waiting for things is like worth it

But there's a lot of bad things in this world, dude like skunks dude

How no scratching your eye, but it's still

f***ing itchy, dude. How no? The f***ing cobs, dude. How no?

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That was really, really, really terrible, but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes.

It happens like once or twice or three times in every life.

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said you have reached the end of your free trial membership at Benjamin Franklin Quotes.com.

Oh snap! This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines.

Dead!

Oh, he's a hilarious dog. Who is Rick Moranis?

Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug too. It's called your relationship and I'm high on it.

What's on the agenda, my friend?

Alright, here we go everybody, welcome to a Thursday morning edition of T-B-T-L.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

And now apparently when Luke Burbank says morning, I flinch.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched a top Alabama hill.

In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, as the sun starts to peak through the mist over Lake Watcom.

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