Episode #2763: Won't Somebody Think Of The Children?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2018
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Oprah is going around knocking on doors and surprising the hell out of voters in Georgia, Alec Baldwin makes the news again (so he must have punched someone, right?), and another American dog gets detained by Australian authorities. Plus, Andrew celebrates one year of smoke-free living, and it's a Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, so where were you on the night of August 21? |
| 0:03.5 | Let's see, I was home by myself. |
| 0:06.0 | What about September 11th? |
| 0:08.0 | Home my bright day! |
| 0:09.0 | I was home alone! |
| 0:10.5 | September 28th? |
| 0:11.5 | I was watching home alone, at home! |
| 0:13.5 | Alone! |
| 0:14.5 | Sir, I gotta tell you, based on your lack of alibi |
| 0:17.5 | and your various connections that are victims, |
| 0:20.0 | you are currently a person of interest. |
| 0:22.5 | So let me get this straight. |
| 0:24.0 | You think that I am interesting? |
| 0:26.0 | And also a person? |
| 0:27.5 | TVTM! |
| 0:34.5 | Uh-oh. Guess what day it is? |
| 0:36.5 | Somebody tell me! |
| 0:37.5 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:38.5 | What day is it? |
| 0:39.5 | It's Friday! |
| 0:40.5 | Friday! |
| 0:41.5 | Gotta get down on Friday! |
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