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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2761: Hawky Grandma Be Trippin

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween in the traditional manner by discussing bit coin mining operations and arguing over Blake Bortles jokes. Plus, a company decides that workers shouldn't drink more than four beers during the workday.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Who are you riding to, Linus?

0:03.0

This is the time of your trip to the Great Pumpkin.

0:06.0

On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch

0:10.0

and flies through the air of this bag of toys for all the children.

0:14.0

You must be crazy.

0:15.0

When you go and stop believing it's something that isn't true.

0:18.0

When you stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and a white beard

0:22.0

who goes, ho ho ho!

0:25.0

They are obviously separated by denominational differences.

0:29.0

There are three things they have learned never to discuss with people.

0:32.0

Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

0:36.0

T-B-T-L!

0:42.0

Scribe that man to me again.

0:44.0

I already told him that he was big and ugly, like a monster in the movies.

0:49.0

One more vampire joke, and I'm gonna walk right back there,

0:52.0

going to my coffin, and I'm not coming out, okay?

0:55.0

We may have created a monster in the lab.

0:57.0

It's not a monster.

0:58.0

It's a cyborg that can kill without a morse.

1:06.0

You scared me.

1:07.0

You gotta, like, say something before you touch me.

1:11.0

I'm sorry.

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