Episode #2759: Monday Morning Musings
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke hosts the show solo and finds himself wandering down all sorts of conversational rabbit holes he didn't plan on including: The Events in Pittsburgh, Vegetarianism, Best Buy's Automated Phone System, Body Image, and The Comedy of Adam Sandler.
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| 0:00.0 | This is our store, you're in the way of our store. |
| 0:03.0 | We're gonna go in, and we're gonna come out in 20 minutes, |
| 0:06.0 | and I want you guys gone. |
| 0:08.0 | We are a peaceful organization, |
| 0:10.0 | but at this time, this makes me very warlike. |
| 0:14.0 | So help me, God. |
| 0:15.0 | I will jump from head to head, |
| 0:18.0 | using your skulls as stepping stones |
| 0:20.0 | into the river that is the street. |
| 0:22.0 | And I'm gonna take tea and take a sip of it |
| 0:25.0 | and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. |
| 0:29.0 | A little burn me, |
| 0:31.0 | but a little burn you twice. |
| 0:33.0 | Burn me once with tea, shame on me. |
| 0:36.0 | Burn you twice in your own mouth, |
| 0:38.0 | shame on everybody, |
| 0:40.0 | involved. |
| 0:41.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:46.0 | Hello, town jubilation committee. |
| 0:48.0 | And I got something to make you a lot less jubilant. |
| 0:51.0 | I don't talk trash. |
| 0:52.0 | I talk smack. |
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