Episode #2755: Fine Young Cannabis
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2018
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Luke starts the show spaced out on cold medicine and is disappointed to learn there's a downside to his new "Meatless" lifestyle. Meanwhile Andrew navigates a Cheese-filled work lunch, and the guys hatch a plan to get up at 5am for an *entire* week to see if it improves their lives.
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| 0:00.0 | This is without a doubt one of my favorite items. |
| 0:03.0 | I don't know what Andre Action figures and what you can do, which is so cute, is you can reenact the whole scene, you know, where the two guys talk to each other and say, you know. |
| 0:18.0 | Well, I'm sure glad you found a good restaurant, so hard these days to get in, you know, who do you know? |
| 0:25.0 | Oh, I just called, made a call, spur the moment. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, you, you can always get a reservation, you know. |
| 0:35.0 | That's not from the movie, but you can make up your own dialogue. |
| 0:44.0 | That sound means it's time to drop the bomb! |
| 0:47.0 | And yes, folks, I said duh, not the. |
| 0:50.0 | Basically what I'm trying to say is, it's a positive bomb. |
| 0:52.0 | Don't you think it's rather unwise to continue this philanthropic enterprise, this empire that's costing you a million dollars a year? |
| 1:10.0 | Sorry, it actually never happened to me. |
| 1:13.0 | Are you freaking with me? Are you freaking with me? Or are you done freaking with me? |
| 1:18.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations, this plan is off to a great start. |
| 1:22.0 | All right, here it is. Here we go, everybody, with a Tuesday morning edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:37.0 | It's just you boring and long. |
| 1:40.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:42.0 | My brain is that. |
| 1:43.0 | That's why I do it, everybody. |
| 1:44.0 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched to top Alabama Hill, |
| 1:50.0 | in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. |
| 1:54.0 | Pod Dog is chilling right behind me. |
| 1:57.0 | She's a little confused, I think, because earlier in the day, then we've been getting to the show of late. |
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