The thing is not how you are on your best day is how can you step up on your worst day.

When everything is going terrible, when you're tired, when you're frustrated, when you are edgy, how do you treat other people?

Fuck pain. Fuck heartbreak. I'm still in love with life. From the multicultural headquarters of the future capital of the free-thinking states of America known as Los Angeles, this is the Drunken Dow's podcast.

On this episode, Danieli and family are off to their annual summer Italian retreat, so we've decided to play a bonus episode of History on Fire with our fake history podcaster, Sebastian Major, one of the nicest people in podcasting, chatting with Dennelli, all about the mythology, as well as the real history of Spartans. There's a ton of great stuff in here, and we hope you're all keeping your heads up, and we'll be back with a fresh episode in just a couple of weeks.

And now, asking you all to spread the words that corporations are not persons, I'm Rich Evers.

And my partner in crime, the savage philosopher and middle finger of the gods,

Danieli Bollelli, as we invite you to lower the lights, batten down the hatches,

and prepare to open your mind.

For the Drunken Dallas podcast begins now.

Welcome back everybody, another fine episode of the Drunken Dallas podcast, episode 275.

As I mentioned in the open, Danieli and Savannah and Izzy are off in Italy enjoying their summer.

So we decided we're going to run this episode from History on Fire.

It's a bonus episode that they had on that.

And it is a fantastic discussion about the myths, legends, and realities of Spartans

with our fake history podcaster Sebastian Major.

So they had a great conversation and we want to share it with you.

That will be coming up in just a moment.

But before we get to that, let's give thanks to the kind folks who have donated to the show

to help us keep it going and most of them for quite a while.

And it's really appreciated.

Let the pottering begin.

Stephen Rattos, Eric Adams Collins,

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