The thing is not how you are on your best day is how can you step up on your worst day.

When everything is going terrible, when you're tired, when you're frustrated, when you are edgy, how do you treat other people?

Fuck pain. Fuck heartbreak. I'm still in love with life.

From the multicultural headquarters of the future capital of the free-thinking states of America known as Los Angeles, this is the Drunken Dow's podcast.

On this episode, we find ourselves in a strange, strange place historically, and who knows what the next three hours or 30 years are going to hold. It took some doing, but W is certainly no longer the worst president in history,

and the feeling most people have right now is that there are no surprises

because the most insane scenarios you can think of seem to materialize every few days.

Here we go.

And now, asking you all to spread the words that corporations are not persons, I'm Rich Evers.

And my partner in crime, the savage philosopher and middle finger of the gods,

Danieli Balelli, as we invite you to lower the lights, batten down the hatches,

and prepare to open your mind.

For the Drunken Dallas podcast begins now.

Welcome back, everyone in the fine episode of the Drunken Dallas podcast.

We've moved inside, things to crazy noises.

It's a beautiful day.

It could have been a nicer day.

I know.

But noise pollution.

Yeah.

Today, usually this place is as good as it gets.

The most you hear is the chirping of birds and stuff like that.

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