I'm a man of few words, but those words will count, and so are my actions.

T-B-T-L!

Well, well, well, hello, everyone, and welcome to a very special Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

live from Bauhaus, Brue Labs, in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

They're trying to say I was drunk. I drank eight beers yesterday. That was all I drank.

My name is Luke Perbank. I'm your host. I'm an activist and house party enthusiast.

This right here is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

The podcast or the future show business. We have a lot to talk about, by the way,

on this edition of the program. The fun began. There was a story out of Minnesota that

lit the internet up this week about a guy who wanted to barefoot run, but not step on the acorns

that were all over his neighbor's sidewalks. I know you're nuts, sir! Who's laughing?

But it turns out the story was fake. There is something about it, though, that was so believable,

which we think speaks to the essential condition here in Minnesota. That somebody would go on

a Facebook group and ask people to please sweep up the acorns so they can barefoot run.

So we'll talk about that. We also, we have a special friend, Nora McInerney here,

who's really good at helping people get through hard times. And Andrew and I have been having

a hard time lately with a couple of embarrassing situations. And so we're going to turn to her

for some counseling in these couple of embarrassing matters, including my first time ever actually

looking at what I said moments after driving the Monster Truck Gravedigger in a stadium in Tampa.

I went into like a stream of consciousness, like a fugue state. And at the end, I just yelled

Baba Bowie and ran out of the arena. I've been too embarrassed and ashamed to actually listen to

what I said or look at what I said, but I have the transcript from CBS Television of exactly what I

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