Episode 274: I Love Lamp
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Happy Thanksgiving (if that's your thing)! O'Neill starts this one out by talking about some freak fights he saw online. Then, it's on to a controversial topic! Someone close to us is considering making their dog a "support animal", so it can fly. Who is it?!? Spoiler alert: it's not Earl Skakel (although, he seems like the type to pull this type of shenanigans). As we try to brainstorm the reasoning for this decision, we head down a conspiracy rabbithole. After that, we talk about a hero in the service animal movement. A man who registered an animal you'd never expect to bring awareness to the cause! Fight the power! Then, we talk about actors who use steroids but don't talk about it, as the media fawns over how jacked they've become. O'Neill talks about seeing something on fanatics who root for various sports team at the actual venue and how the pandemic is affecting them. Then, a man who was a show-er and not a grow-er showed it to the wrong guy. Hear what happens next! After that, hear what an Indian doctor fell for (it is the con of all cons!). O'Neill talks about a UFC fighter, who's still a manager at Walgreen's, while Mike Perry continues to head down a dark path. It's a nice one with all the stuffin'.
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| 0:00.0 | I was Danish, O'Neil, so I can tell you how they were. |
| 0:06.0 | I was Danish, I was O'Neil, so I can tell you how they both feel right now, |
| 0:20.0 | right now, renting, raving, getting angry at the dummies in this far stop world, I will ride my bike across the country psych I've broken every wheel I've used I've used the ice machine too many times and I still have not seen |
| 0:51.3 | Ritchie gypsy just might have you murder her own mother mother |
| 1:00.8 | mother because it's Danish and O-Mew. |
| 1:09.0 | Happy Thanksgiving. |
| 1:10.5 | Welcome back. |
| 1:12.0 | Drink that gravy down, Wash it down with some mashed medators. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm sailing on a gravy boat right now. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, if you're international, we have a holiday in America called Thanksgiving. |
| 1:25.7 | It's fairly worthless holiday. Yeah I don't I think we've talked about it before I'm not a |
| 1:30.9 | big fan of the food are you? |
| 1:33.0 | But fan oh I mean I'm a food guy so like Eddie holiday that is revolves around food I am |
| 1:38.6 | 100% game it's telling me no turkey doesn't do it for me really. |
| 1:43.6 | I'm not, it's all right. |
| 1:44.6 | I'm not even there that much for the turkey. |
| 1:46.2 | I'm in there for the potatoes. |
| 1:48.2 | I love gravy, big gravy guy. |
| 1:51.2 | I like stuffing. |
| 1:52.4 | I'm, uh, I like oyster stuffing. I like a nice stuffing sandwich. |
| 1:57.0 | Ugh, I'll give you a stuffing. Dude, there, if you've got some time, if you're off for the holidays there's a little |
| 2:05.9 | something you need to check out it's called circus fights too and it is |
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