Episode 273: Hot Bears

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week's show starts out with O'Neill talking about what he'd do if he were to come into a lot of money. Danish talks about a UFC's fighter tweet he saw and then describes an audio nightmare he had in a Walmart. Then, Danish describes a frightening experience he had on a family walk. After that, he talks about how his former apartment has major termite problems and the danger that could have brought him and his family. Switching gears, the fellas then discuss a crazy NFL story they had never heard about. After that, it's off to Indy to discuss the case of a serial pooper who's been targeting a local celebrity. Then, it's time to get the tissues out because it's a very SAD story about a celebrity. In a case of real story or fake: it's a man, a wife, a dog, and putrid farts. And, there's a true blue beach pony murder mystery! Then, it's a mixed bag ending with various topics. It's a good one.

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0:00.0	Danish, and O'Neill.
0:07.0	Yeah, I was so near so I can tell you
0:20.0	so I can tell you how they both feel.
0:27.5	It's a great I guess.
0:29.5	So it's a fucking good deal.
0:33.0	They're calling Danish
0:37.0	Danish
0:40.0	and colonial
0:41.0	Danish and only
0:53.0	Danish and no near. Gated Shannon Neil.
0:57.0	Day is Shannon Neil. Day is Shannon Neil. Danish and O'Neill,
1:15.0	O'Neill, sponsored you by Peptobismal. Wait, what, you can't think
1:18.0	Pepto-Bismal is gonna sue us.
1:19.0	But hey, we have no ads today, ladies ladies and gentlemen if you're tired of
1:24.1	here it ads today is your lucky day because we have zero ads. I was trying to
1:29.2	get a sponsorship but yeah make you make a good point this podcast podcast has no affiliation with Peptobismol.
1:35.0	Can you imagine if they're like,
1:37.0	you know what, you guys, we randomly heard it.
1:39.7	We love it.
1:40.6	You guys are a perfect fit for pepto-bizmal.
1:43.0	Or if they're like, why did our sales go through the roof for this month and then they trace it back?
1:48.9	And then we make a ton of money.
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