Episode #2732: Recovering the Sadellites

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke helps Andrew prepare for the Browns football party he's throwing tonight. They argue about bean dip. Plus, Maroon 5 is tapped to perform at the Super Bowl, and people are NOT happy about it.
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0:00.0	You see, drinking is really a matter of algebraic ratios.
0:05.0	How drunk you get is dependent on how much alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight.
0:10.0	You see my point? It's not that you had a lot to drink. It's just your too skinny.
0:15.0	T-B-T-L!
0:20.0	What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, uh, an eating machine.
0:25.0	It's really a miracle of evolution. Am I cool kids?
0:29.0	No. Good. I'm glad.
0:31.0	And that's what makes me cool. Not caring, right? No.
0:35.0	Well, how the hell do you be cool?
0:37.0	We're the number one show in hospitals and on sinking riverboat casinos.
0:41.0	But don't you see that this is all mouth? This is mouth.
0:44.0	Sup, guys?
0:45.0	Her the new rap CD?
0:47.0	Yo, I don't know what I dig more. Hip hop, crank, or serving my country.
0:51.0	T-B-T-L!
0:53.0	Where's the dog?
0:57.0	She might still be sleeping. I don't know. Hi, everybody. Welcome to a Thursday morning.
1:09.0	Addition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:17.0	How do we have this? Like nobody made it.
1:21.0	Question number one, how do we have this? Question number two, why did I cut off the end of that beautiful audio drive?
1:29.0	How do we have this? Like nobody made it.
1:33.0	Hi, everybody. My name's Luke. I'm your host.
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