Then I came to Verdean four years ago.

I like the people, but sometimes the company makes me feel so small and

and unimportant. Oh, man, I can totally relate to that.

I used to steal cream or out of the coffee room. I didn't even use it.

I just wanted to stand up for myself and say, hey, I'm here. You don't control

everything I do. That is awesome. I totally get that.

I have my own little way of acting out. Really?

Yeah. What is it? No, you're gonna think it's strange.

Come on, I told you my thing.

All right. Twice a week after work, I put on a totally realistic

bear costume and hang out in the park.

You what now?

Yeah, it makes me feel powerful.

Mighty. I don't scare anyone.

I sit in the bushes, root around for berries.

Once I've pushed on a camper, you know, bear kind of stuff.

I think that's great.

TVTL

Warning. Do not confuse any lightheartedness in the following video

with a glib attitude toward the problem at hand.

Do you eat chocolate? Yes. Do you drink soda? Yes.

Do you eat fatty foods? Yes.

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