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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2710: TBTL Is For Banana Lovers

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from a sweltering Austin, Texas, where he just hosted an illicit - and loud - radio show in a hotel room. He and Andrew also discuss why people in Seattle should stop vacuuming their carpets for a week, why Andrew doesn't know how to greet people, and why Luke is scared of Texas fish.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

So it's the first line of the film, man. It's got to be on the money here.

0:05.0

It's all right.

0:08.0

Okay, cut. All right, man.

0:11.0

It's got to give it some passion, too, man.

0:13.0

And you got to, it's all right. It's okay.

0:16.0

There's something to live for. Jesus told me so.

0:22.0

It's all right.

0:25.0

It's something to live for.

0:29.0

Jesus told me so.

0:32.0

Okay, great film, but we have to have fluidity in there.

0:37.0

It's all right. It's okay.

0:42.0

Okay, cut. You got to bring passion to it. A message. It's a message.

0:47.0

Okay, I believe we can do this.

0:50.0

Okay, this is take eight.

0:52.0

It's all right. It's okay.

0:58.0

Okay, that's fine.

1:00.0

You got to watch your teeth, too, because they clack a little bit when they loosen up in the mouth.

1:04.0

T-B-T-M!

1:10.0

Maybe try one cooler and faster and louder and better and less insecure and more just cool.

1:23.0

I don't wear a wig, sir.

1:25.0

It ain't your ball spot.

1:26.0

More ball spot.

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