Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everyone and welcome to Maximum Film.

It's episode 271 and we aren't even beginning to be done.

It shows everybody waiting in the studio with me are my friends.

So let me introduce you to them first up it's my friend

and fellow co-host the Christmas Zaddy himself who is growing stronger every week

Alonso duer all day what's good well Well yeah you know if the this is the time of year where

they're just the little markers that we hit you know so like late October rolls around

then hallmark starts you know the countdown to Christmas and then, you know,

beginning of November hits and Sirius XM gives you like 10,000 different holiday stations,

you know, there's the Soul Station, the Country Station, and the jazz and the acoustic and the instrumental and the en espaniale and

the whole nine yards. And as of today, I've discovered that we have crossed another one of those great hurdles that we get to on the way to the holidays and that is a

Captain Crunch Christmas Crunch is on the shelves at certain locations and that for me is one of the great barometers of the season.

I look forward to it all year round and so I plan to run out and get me a couple boxes.

Yes, indeed.

That's what they mean by the reason for the season, right?

Is Captain Crunch Christmas Crunch?

It is.

It's true, yeah.

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