Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least, sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film.

It's episode 270 and I'm feeling real heavenly.

It's your boy if you wide away and look I'm here with my friends so of course I have to introduce you to

them first up we have the Christmas daddy himself who is getting stronger every

week that passes because it's almost time for him and

Maria Carey to come out of the hyperbolic time chamber and be at full strength.

Alonso Doroldi, what's good?

Oh yes, believe me, I'm soaking in it as we speak.

It's very exciting.

What's good for me, I was, you know, thanks for holding everything up last week while I was gone. I was in Greenville, South Carolina for the,

the the deck of Hallmark marathon to kick off Hallmarks countdown to Christmas and their

fans are really great and they send a lot of snacks in and

one of the things that I got because they know that I'm a big fan for old bay seasoning

there is a company in Pennsylvania called Hers, H-E-R-B-B-E-R they make Old Bay seasoned potato chips, which are great, and to have more old bay Cheese Girls in my life.

That is what's good for me this week.

Oh, that sounds amazing.

I'm already on the site and I love a local chip,

you know, with the family in Louisiana, you know, I was all about Zaps, you know.

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