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Oh, so good. Well, I'm a little bit on the warpath today against Amazon.com because I opened up and found out that they have more counterfeit fake products of mine than they have real ones.

That's right.

If you're looking for the Dilbert calendar, you'll see a wall of fake calendars that Amazon is selling,

and somebody's keeping the money for it.

Now, you might say that seems like a unique problem to you, Scott? No, this is a problem

that all independent booksellers have if they're using Amazon's process. What happens is the

process for reporting it is that I have to have a copy of the offending product. That's right.

In order to report it, I have to buy it, I have to wait for it to arrive,

I have to examine it, take photographs of it, and then, only then can I submit to Amazon and say,

can you remove this?

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