had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that no one can

even comprehend with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a copper mugger, a glass

of tanker, chelis, a tin, a canteen, jugger flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your

favorite liquid I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the unparallel pleasure.

The dopamine, the other day, the thing that makes everything better, it's called the Simultaneous sip.

Oh, so good. Well, I wonder if I'll have a new study that says that coffee is good for your health.

Checking notes.

Oh yeah, there is.

There's a new study.

It says that coffee consumption can improve the gut bacteria and reduces your cancer risk,

it strengthens your immune system,

and reduces your inflammation according to nutrition insight.

And, you know, of course, I'm a professional humorist.

So suddenly I'm wondering about, yeah, I'm not a biblical scholar, so there's some things I don't know about.

But I wonder if back in Jesus' time, do you think he ever just said, well, I think I can cure your leprosy, boom, and he'd use his heavenly powers?

But what if somebody had a smaller problem and they're like, hey, I've got this little,

got a little inflammation in my back?

Did Jesus also use his heavenly powers?

Or did he say, just have a coffee?

Why don't you come have a coffee with me?

You'll be fine.

That's just something I wonder as a professional writer.

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