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Well, I only slept about two hours last night. I just wasn't tired for some reason.

I guess I think I didn't work hard enough.

You know, Christmas Day, I kind of relaxed a little bit, which is uncharacteristic.

And if I relax, I do two hours of sleep, and I'm like, I think it's time to get up.

But it wasn't.

Well, here's the good news.

If you believe science, and you think the news is telling you what's true,

according to Science Alert, some scientists have figured out

that had destroyed 99% of cancer cells using vibrating molecules and some near, some kind of light, so

heated up. So there's some kind of a molecule that they already use because it attaches

to cancer so that when you're imaging, yeah, it'll show up better

on the imaging because it's some kind of chemical that only attaches to cancer and it leaves

everything alone. So if you're looking for just that thing, it'll spot all your cancers.

But it turns out that if they put that very same thing, which they're already putting into people for imaging,

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