Episode 27: Fatherhood, Ostrich Attacks, And Free Pigs With James Breakwell
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
In episode twenty-seven of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to James Breakwell, proprietor of Exploding Unicorn, whose social media reach is in the millions. James is a professional comedy writer and author of several books, most recently How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else that Might Happen on an Average Tuesday. They discuss parent shaming, dad fails, surviving insane animal attacks, and how getting famous writing comedy for a living is extremely repeatable.
Follow James Breakwell on Twitter (@XplodingUnicorn).
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Introduction - Kyle tried out his improv routine on Ethan and Ethan makes it weird and uncomfortable. They get into a discussion about weird names like Melvin.
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, this is news you can trust. |
| 0:07.0 | Shilling for big satire since 2016, you're listening to the Babylon B with your hosts, |
| 0:16.5 | Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:21.2 | Hey guys, welcome to the Babylon B Community Church. |
| 0:28.2 | I'm your very excited youth pastor, Kyle. |
| 0:33.0 | And I'm his wife, Karen. |
| 0:37.2 | They always have a really nice wife standing there with a huge smile on her cheeks. |
| 0:40.8 | I like on the ads for those churches when the wife always has her arms around the husbands. |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah, they're in the back. |
| 0:47.0 | She's behind them. |
| 0:48.0 | I'm like Yoda and she does like the, and it'll say pastors. |
| 0:53.0 | There's always sun beaming out from behind them. |
| 0:55.0 | And I think that's God pastor, pastors, Bob and Cindy. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, it's always Cindy. |
| 1:00.0 | And I noticed him as a kid. |
| 1:02.0 | And I don't know if there's just an 80s thing, but how many pastors were named Ken and Mel? |
| 1:07.0 | I got a lot. |
| 1:08.0 | I knew a male, but he was the tech guy. |
| 1:10.0 | I don't know, I don't know any males that weren't pastors. |
| 1:14.0 | They're male, not Gibson, but Mel something. |
| 1:18.2 | What race were they? |
| 1:19.6 | White. |
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