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Episode 27 - Are Aliens Still Suckn People Up or What?

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Recess episode: Extraterrestrials + The Abduction of Barney and Betty Hill (1961)

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0:00.0

And Ladies and gentlemen welcome to oral presentations episode 27 are aliens still suck on people up or what dude Jose can sayco take me to prom

0:28.1

All right we are this episode is gonna be

0:46.0

Mostly bullshit if we're being honest. This is a recess episode where I got one I got one story. It's the it's the nicest alien abduction story I could find that had everything I wanted. It got a little romance in there.

1:05.0

Nobody gets murdered. Some people get sucked up. There's a thing I like, I do like it, and I'm going to be confident during this episode. Look, I like talking about aliens. I like it. I'm not an aliens guy. I wouldn't call myself that. But I do like the idea of aliens to think about. It's just a funny thing. I don't think about it all the time. I didn't know it was weird to think about.

1:10.0

Because you never know how much anybody else is thinking about anything else.

1:14.0

That's a thing. I don't, I didn't know that, I don't think about it that much.

1:18.9

I just think about it sometimes and it's a fun, it's like Lord of the Rings to me where it's like all right well

1:24.0

it's Jake who gives like he doesn't there's no orks aren't real elves aren't real

1:30.0

you know same thing where it's like, I just think about, it's a fun scenario to think about.

1:38.4

Plus, I mean, even, there's no downside to not believe in it in my opinion where it's like if you believe in it an alien show up it's not going to make them want to hang out with you more.

1:49.0

They're still going to be upset with you probably like if I met will Smith and I started telling him all

1:54.5

his all is will Smith movies and why like I I've thought about this if I ever meet

1:58.4

Paul Giamotti there's a big part of me that's gonna want to try to do a

2:01.6

magic trick in front of him right

2:02.8

away to try to see if he gets frustrated because I love the movie The Illusionist that much.

2:06.6

And I don't think he would understand what I'm doing. I think it would freak him out.

2:10.5

It would freak out everybody in the room. I wouldn't do it but I've had that fantasy before of like damn dude. I mean this would definitely freak out Paul Giusegumani but to hit him with a magic trick and see if he gets frustrated. But it wouldn't work but I've had those kind of thought.

2:23.0

But here's the thing, if you learn about aliens and you're an aliens person,

2:26.0

I don't know if it's going to help you if they actually come down or up.

2:28.0

I don't know, some people think there's like aliens in the middle of the ocean,

2:31.0

or no, they think they're in the ocean aliens are called USOs apparently, underwater.

2:38.9

I don't even fucking know.

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