Well, I lived in Tucky back in 1949 and went to Detroit working on a simply line.

The first year they had me putting wheels on Cadillac.

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by and sometimes I'd hang my head and cry, because

I was always wanted to be one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan that should be the envy of most any man.

I'd sneak it out of there in a lunch box in my head.

Now I'm getting caught met and getting fired, but I figured I'd have it all by the time

I retired.

I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

I'd get it one piece of the time and it wouldn't cost me a dime.

I am such a sucker for a story song, particularly one where the story is told by Johnny Cash.

I'm always a little surprised at the end of a boy named Sue.

I'm like, wait, that was his dad?

Welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of the TBTL Summer Show Specials, the Cartacular

series.

This is episode 2,698 in a collector series.

There's been a lot that's happened since we last wrapped at you.

Genevieve dragged an entire barbecue up here.

Physically fought Andrew and won and then grilled his remains with a nice kianny, not bad.

These are the special summer shows that we're doing.

When I say special, I mean different than the norm and also shorter than the norm and

also allowing us to have a couple of weeks off this summer.

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