Episode 269: "Stupitiy Tax" with Chris Porter

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2013

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Chris Porter is on this very special Episode of TalkinS hit. Eddie is back from India and is eager to share his bowel movements and weather or not he got hepatitis. Chris and Eddie talk about stories from the road, Machete gets another parking tickets, and Chris talks about also being a musician and a major pothead. All this and more on this Episode of TalkinS hit.

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