Episode 268:"Lude and Lascivious Acts" with Gene Pompa and Lachlan Patterson
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2013
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Gene Pompa and Lachlan Patterson are on this special episode of talkinS hit. What the sh*theads want, they get! with a double dose, a one two punch of Gene and Lachlan. They talk about everything from how to get girls to blow you, squatty potty, and they rate some poo, naturally. all this and more on this episode of TalkinS hit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, before we start this episode of talking shit with me, with Eddie Ift. |
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