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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 269: End of the Year Toaster Shakins

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2015

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Episode 210: Best if Used by – Tony: Released on Feb. 25 Lawmaker asks if swallowed camera be used for female exam Episode 211: OJ… Purple Stuff… OH! Bloody D!: March 2 De Blasio to end Metzitzah consent forms Episode 213: The Burning Bush: March 12 In the Footsteps of the Prophet, Australian Muslim Marries a Child — and Pays the Price For It Episode 214: Corn Hub, March 16 Family of 14 escape Christian cult where birth control was banned Episode 220: That’s the Kicky One, April, 13 Pat Robertson: Forbid soccer on Sundays and God will make your kids rich like Chick-fil-A Episode 228: Do You Even Life Bro?, May 25 Mum charged with murder after diluting her breast milk Episode 231: I Can Count to 104!, June 15 Pat Robertson: Comfort grieving mom by saying God stopped her dead baby from becoming next Hitler Episode 250: I Ate My Arms, Sept. 21 Glenn Beck: A 'Massive Crisis' Is Coming That Will Unleash The Worst Evil The World Has Ever Seen Episode 253: Incompetent on Every Level of Life, Oct. 5 Polygamist sect limits sex to 'seed bearers,' court document says Episode 255: Keep Your Chin Up, Oct 19 Air Force Personnel's Father Killed by Mob Near Delhi Over Beef Rumours Episode 257: Andy and Marsh from MSS, Oct 26 Meet the mayoral hopefuls: Opal Covey Episode 261: Love of Water Balloons, Nov 23 BUDDHIST MONKS ISSUE DEATH THREATS TO SOCIAL ACTIVISTS FOR TEACHING SEXUAL HEALTH

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0:00.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

0:10.7

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

0:30.0

Hey there everyone, so we wind up making a year end clip show for this New Year's Eve.

0:39.9

Normally shows do this and they pick clips that are probably their most popular and maybe the

0:45.2

funniest. We wound up picking the ones that were the most wrong. So it's a little longer than

0:52.3

a normal show. We wind up getting several clips. It's about an hour and a half long, a little longer.

0:57.1

Hope you enjoy it. Hope it tides you over till Monday when we start the New Year with a brand new

1:01.4

show. So without further ado, here's some of the worst clips, the most wrong clips of the year.

1:12.4

This clip comes from episode 210, best if used by Tony, released on February 25th.

1:18.4

Lawmaker asks if swallow camera can be used for female exam. So this story hilariously comes on

1:29.5

I know which we just recently rediscovered was part of America.

1:43.4

So Republican shocker representative Vito Fabrieri.

1:49.2

I made this fucking incredibly stupid comment or question. During testimony on a bill that would

2:01.0

ban doctors from prescribing abortion inducing medication through telemedicine.

2:09.4

He actually asked if instead of a gynecological exam, if the women could just swallow a camera

2:17.8

and he had to be told that that would be impossible because the shipping people

2:31.0

thing is I walked in in the middle of my night, the middle of the night, to my wife

2:35.9

shitting out of her vagina. She just like dripping out of juice like right, I was like, what?

2:44.4

That's where the this is where poo comes right here. This is a dude who thinks that women just

2:51.4

have a down there. She gave birth to a food baby. I mean, come on.

2:59.0

The worst part is what she has like corn and peanuts in there. Literally, you know,

3:06.9

you throw a little cilantro and some lime juice in there. You can make a sauce.

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