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Hey, uh, forget that call. You know what I noticed? Every time you guys say something to David

Smalley that he doesn't like or anybody else doesn't like, this is exactly what he does.

This is my impression of David Smalley not liking when somebody is saying something to him

that just leaves it.

By the way, I'm going to do this for another hour so you'll be free to cut it out right here.

Merry Tom and Cecil. God was to you here. I'm Scottish and I've touched them off until the

I don't speak English properly. But unlike you Chicago audience, you know that. I can pronounce

Muslim. Yes, it's Muslim. Not Muslim. It's fucking Muslim.

I'm a very holy man for the Madras motherfuckers.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended. The

explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording live from glory whole studios in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance. Every

episode reblessed anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking skepticism and

irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical.

It's political and there is no welcome. This is episode 268. This is our just barely post

Christmas episode. Three God awful movies. I know. Well, and let me say if you are not

planning to listen to the God awful movies recording, which we are going to do in not

put one hour. I strongly suggest that you listen because we suffered people. Oh my God.

We suffered. That movie was I'm not going to go into it a lot, but I will say that movie

was clearly one of the worst things I've ever sat through ever. I have and we watched

a lot of bad movies for everyone's credit. I would watch fireproof twice. Fireproof was

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