I won't settle for less.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and I'll bet you've never had a better time in your whole stinking life.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand

where there's shiny, tiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a glass, a glass, a tanker, chalesterstein, the canteen jurg or flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

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It's called the simultaneous sip happens right now.

I don't think your life stinks.

What are you talking about?

Has anybody picked up a Dilbert 2025 calendar, you better hurry.

I would say in the next week or so, if you order them, you're pretty safe to get them before Christmas.

Every week that goes by, a little less safe to get it before Christmas, but it's still worth doing. And you can only get them at the link that you'll find at

Dilbert.com. You cannot find it anywhere else in the world, no bookstore, no other online source.

Just go to Dilbert.com and you'll see the link to the sales page right there.

And that is all the commercial that I need to give you right now.

Your girlfriend got you one for Christmas?

Now that girlfriend is a keeper.

In fact, that would go so far as to say, if your loved one does not give you a Dilbert calendar for a holiday, maybe rethink the whole relationship.

All right.

Well, so there's news today that another study that says that statins might be more bad for you than good, and that

cholesterol might be more good for you than bad. Now, I'm not going to make a claim that any of

these claims or counterclaims are true. I will make a claim that I'm not so sure anything

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