golden age, up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains.

All you need for that is a copper, a macar, a glass, a tanker, chelso, sign, a canteen, sugar,

flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day thing that makes

everything better.

It's called a simultaneous sip, and it happens. Now, are you ready for a big dose of

golden age? Things looking so good, you can't even believe it.

Well, he came to the right place.

Because we got news. Oh, we got news.

So according to Neoscope, whatever that is, doctors have figured out how to make dead brains show signs of life.

So far, they've only done it in a pig, and they shot some juice into the pig,

the dead pig's brain, and it showed signs of possible life.

It was just a ad.

A pig's dead head.

Now, they don't have a name for this chemical yet,

but the working name is Biden Juice.

Biden Juice.

Because it's what you shoot into a dead brain

to make it appear that it's alive, but maybe not. Yeah, Biden juice.

All right, did you know that marijuana use is associated with enough pain reduction that

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