And I'm ready to hear what you've got to say about your life.

And everything that goes on with it, with you, your good lady, your dog, your dog's friends, your friends, dogs, friends.

All the fucking dogs and all the friends in the world that all descend upon Barringdon with your key parties and your Tory bigotry.

Just bring it.

Just put it all over me.

I want it in my face. Hey!

Hello, hello, and welcome to the Midlife Game of Podcast.

Today is Wednesday, the 1st of March 2017, and my name is Darren Baudoch, joining me at the other end of the intertube.

We have the beautiful, handsome, dashing debonair, Mr. Matthew Moore looking, well, it's looking like Matthew Moore.

How are you, fellow?

I'm all right, mate, and wear a cardigan.

Sue me.

Well, of course you are.

That's middle age for you.

So without further ado, ladies a gentleman, kick back, relax, and enjoy episode 267 of the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

So, Matthew, oh, it's been a jolly good while again. We seem to have these circular conversations to open every show. And, you know, does it, does it need to be said again? This is all me. Don't worry about it. Okay. Matthew pesters me on a regular basis. Territ, Kyle, let's do a show. Kyle, let's a show. I'm like, yeah, all right. Yeah, okay. And then things will happen and we don't get to do it. And then, actually, I think we were supposed to be recording on Monday. But then I saw you, I saw you on social media. And I kind of guessed reading between the lines that you'd had a couple of drinks. All right.

And I thought, I'm not going anywhere near that bastard.

Not tonight, my friend.

I will leave him to it on his social media activities.

So I guess that kind of segues me nicely into the first topic of conversation.

I want to address.

And do you want to share with the listeners what

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