Oh yeah, yeah, getting old.

Please don't, please don't die on air.

That'd be terrible.

Well, nobody'd hear it anyway, because it wouldn't get fucking edited.

That much is certain. Thank you. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to Hey! Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Game of Podcast. Today is Thursday the 2nd of February 2017.

And my name is Darren Bullock.

Joining me at the other end of the Institute, which is full of all the things that are going on in the world, small hands, big orange men, and probably some cat videos and pictures of dogs, of course. Goes without saying, you people. Yes, Mr. Matthew Moore. How are you, sir? Tremendous. Good. That's good to hear. Well, I know we've got loads of talk about it.

So without further do, ladies and gentlemen, let's kick back and relax and enjoy episode 266 of the Midlife Gamer podcast.

So, Matthew, Matthew, Matthew, my friend, it seems that a couple of weeks in until I saw you.

And I literally did.

I saw you nearly

nearly two weeks ago which was which was great and I think we'll probably we'll probably leave

we'll leave that one hanging until later on in the show but tell tell me brother what

have you been up to what's been what's been tickling your pickle? Ooh, if you talk, if you're talking non-video games, if we're just talking about a catch-up, I've got a couple of things to tell you about. So, I've got a gadget. Have you? And I know that you know I've got a gadget. Does it vibrate? It wakes me up in the morning, shall we say? Oh, I bet it does. Come on, then, what is it? So it's called a discreet alarm. I've got, uh, I've got, uh, I've got a fit bit on my wrist right now. Shit, I need he spat my beer all over my laptop. Christ almighty. What, what the hell have you got one of those for? Well,

the wife had one and I got paid and I thought, I'm, particularly when I'm out the house and I'm

going to London, I'm walking a lot, I'm doing a lot of shit. And I picked one up. And I went for one

that it's called, it's called the Charge 2. And you know what? I really like it. I really like what it's done. So to and you know what I really like it

I really like what it's done so I've had it for two

weeks now so I've had two weeks

to sort of get used to wearing it

but more importantly more used to

checking

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