Episode #2662: Eyeballs Are For Hugging
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2018
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew did not win the Boston public radio contest they entered. But they have a plan. Oh, do they have a plan.
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| 0:00.0 | If you've got a problem that you can't solve, |
| 0:03.7 | if you're known for your drawings of St. Peter's Hall, |
| 0:07.6 | if you've got grises, if you've got dreams, |
| 0:09.4 | if you've got something to say, then call the TVTO. |
| 0:13.4 | Voice mail line today to style 206-414-8285. |
| 0:19.2 | That's 206-414-8285. |
| 0:22.8 | The voice is ready to record you and it's so easy |
| 0:26.8 | to call Bertankin Walsh in the basic TVTO. |
| 0:36.9 | He's the handsome devil that came down from heaven to make some great songs |
| 0:42.5 | and dance and dance forever. |
| 0:47.0 | You don't say much, friend, but when you do, it's to the point and I salute you for it. |
| 0:56.9 | Head turns our way, pan, hit the ground, |
| 0:59.5 | call yourself a cool cat, lookin' like a fool, |
| 1:02.3 | walkin' down the town with your pants on the ground, get it up. |
| 1:05.2 | This is the real thing. This is the necessary off of our time. |
| 1:09.2 | This needs respect, so let's keep the drinks full, |
| 1:11.8 | let's keep the appetizers circulating, but let's not get anybody's face. |
| 1:19.2 | Rudy, what are you doing down there? |
| 1:23.1 | Aw, I wish you guys could see what was happening right now. |
| 1:27.3 | The pod dog crashed out on my foot. |
| 1:31.3 | Too adorable. I wish there were some kind of technology where I could like freeze an |
| 1:36.7 | image in time and send it to a large group of people. |
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