Episode #2657: Here Come The Consequences!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2018
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Luke's travels to Chicago take him on a surprise detour through Andrew's booze-soaked Eagle's aerie. Plus, the NBA executive who loves high collars ends up losing his job over fake twitter accounts.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, woman, lose weight. |
| 0:01.6 | No, I don't want you to lose weight. |
| 0:04.3 | No, we can't legally ask you to do that. |
| 0:06.8 | We didn't say lose weight. |
| 0:08.6 | I might say tighten. |
| 0:10.2 | Tight. |
| 0:11.2 | Little tighter? |
| 0:13.5 | Just like toned and smaller. |
| 0:15.4 | Don't make everything smaller. |
| 0:17.1 | I don't want to generalize that way. |
| 0:19.4 | Tighter. |
| 0:20.5 | We don't want you to lose weight. |
| 0:21.5 | We just want you to be healthy. |
| 0:22.8 | OK. |
| 0:23.3 | No, by eating less. |
| 0:26.2 | We would just like it if you go home and step on a scale |
| 0:30.3 | and write down how much you weigh and subtract it by like 20. |
| 0:34.2 | And then weigh that much. |
| 0:36.1 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:41.9 | Have you ever been vaccinated for a chicken pox or measles? |
| 0:45.7 | This is like a vaccination. |
| 0:47.5 | But for your brain, it hurts at first. |
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