I will come to you house. I will go to your refrigerator, fridge, fridge, your

refrigerator. I will take your butter out of your fridge. I will eat the butter

in front of you and your family's eyes. And I force you to watch me while I eat

all your butter that you are gonna have a Christmas Eve. You will beg and

cry and say, no, don't eat all our butter. We need for Christmas. I will say,

aha, not my problem. And take the empty bottle I will throw it on the stairway. I

will go home. TVTN!

You can use the eagle. You can do the praying mantis, but the most effective martial

watching there was a butterfly. I don't understand his brains. And then to come

out here with the smile on your face like that, the world is just beautiful. I

don't understand it. It bothers me. God, that was impressive. Thank you. Do you

plan that out? Yeah, yeah, it's all scripted.

Rudy, get over here. It's time for the show. And this is a, we're on her turf now.

Let me tell you what, because this is a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL.

That's a tuna, bro! The show that just might be too beautiful to live coming to you.

From the backyard of the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchtop,

Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. Ooh! My name is Luke

Burbank. I'm your host. I thought it'd be a fun thing if we set up the

recording gear out here in the yard today and communed with nature. What I

forgot to remember is that I'm also suffering from intense seasonal allergies,

which are exacerbated by communing with nature. I wish I hadn't done that.

So just bear with me everybody. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be wheezing. I'm gonna be

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