Episode #2652: Words In Your Mouth, Feelings In Your Heart

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

An NBA exec is accused of using burner Twitter accounts to anonymously defend his fashion choices, among other things. Plus, Andrew finds a new audio toy, and we introduce a new, saucy feline character to the show.
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0:00.0	It's my responsibility to fix this. I'm going to brighten the mood by telling a few jokes. Try this one, I'll emphasize.
0:07.0	I don't care for geez.
0:09.0	I'm a...
0:11.0	...curred...
0:12.0	...mudgeon.
0:15.0	Well...
0:17.0	...you're too tired for humor.
0:19.0	T-B-T-L!
0:25.0	Oh, good.
0:26.0	Here we all are.
0:28.0	Together again, what face would your...
0:31.0	...would your feet make if they could make a face?
0:33.0	I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
0:36.0	I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brain.
0:40.0	I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time.
0:45.0	Not long at all. I mean, maybe...
0:47.0	...maybe 10 minutes or...
0:49.0	...okay, or maybe 15 is also good.
0:52.0	I get out of the shower looking mirror.
0:54.0	I'm impressed because I look frickin' awesome.
0:57.0	The story of this situation is...
0:59.0	...it's extremely personal.
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