Episode #2650: Pea Green Swimming Swamp

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to act like radio professionals for once in their dang lives. They take calls from listeners both seeking and offering advice on everything from cutting onions to travelling wrinkle-free. (Actually, that's it, really. Just those two topics.) Plus, Luke's swimming pool is the wrong color, but he's not letting that get him down.
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0:00.0	This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of a name chatter.
0:07.5	Hey, hey, how about that weather out there?
0:10.5	Whoa, that was the caller from Hell.
0:13.5	Well, hot dog, we have a weiner.
0:16.5	Yeah, that thing's great. Don't praise the machine.
0:21.0	Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
0:25.5	How's he keep up with the news like that?
0:28.5	T-B-T-M!
0:33.5	Special announcement. Did you purchase or receive my gift before November 27, 1990?
0:38.0	A Millie Vanilli recording. A ticket to a concert at which Millie Vanilli performed or Millie Vanilli merchandise.
0:43.0	If so, listen carefully to this important message about a pending Millie Vanilli lawsuit that may affect your rights.
0:47.5	Well, thank God we built you! What a blessing for the community!
0:51.0	You know, this is beginning to seriously undermine my self-esteem.
0:55.5	There's a hidden valley ranch party in my mouth!
0:58.0	Listen, Cracker Jack, if you're going to be televised, you've got to be easy on the eyes.
1:02.5	There's no good of people hate looking at you.
1:05.0	You need a suit, a tie, and some real cream.
1:10.0	Let's get to the jokes.
1:17.5	Knock, knock!
1:19.0	Who's there?
1:20.5	A Monday morning edition of T-B-T-L
1:23.5	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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