Episode 265 | The Circle Of Life

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

THIS EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED…Long before Kendrick dropped. Our Ginger King turns 34 this week. He’s getting lost in Mexico which means this episode is previously recorded. We talk about the gender differences between men & women’s birthdays. This turns into a discussion about when you “officially” become an adult. We cover Mal’s 34th birthday and the team's favorite bday memories. Somehow this leads to us talking about women getting intimate with a horse (29:40). Julian introduces the mating habits of lobsters & birds. Then Demaris shares how she dubs men at the club while we share how we handle that moment (38:46). We discuss the creepiness of a stalker and why it’s never acceptable. This leads Rory to recommend a new Netflix show, ‘Baby Reindeer’ SPOILER ALERT (52:05) CONVO ENDS AT (55:03). We decided to take some questions submitted from the audience at our recent live shows. First, can you live with your ex while you’re going through a split? Mal has plenty to say on this topic (55:04). Where do women find men these days (1:11:33)? And would Demaris hookup with Jokic? This all invites a bunch of other scenarios/stories including the double standards of a threesome and Rory’s cuck night. Tune in as we discuss all of this + more and ultimately discover the circle of life! Follow The Birthday Boy: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Her husband walks out of the bathroom with an iPad and starts filming is like,
0:04.0	nah, it's cool, like we do this all the time.
0:06.7	You didn't know he was there?
0:07.8	No.
0:08.8	And he came out the gate recording?
0:11.6	I thought I was about to get robbed you should have beat this
0:13.6	shit out of them.
0:24.0	No worry and now!
0:27.0	Under the sea,
0:29.0	under the sea.
0:31.0	Darling, it's bitter down where it's wet and take it from me.
0:36.0	Up and they sure they work all day, out in the sun the slave away.
0:41.0	While we devoting full timetime floating under the sea.
0:49.0	All right, well this is a, this is a special episode, even though I didn't dress the part and look like pure shit right now.
0:56.0	This is, this is, but that's part of it though.
0:59.0	This is a representation.
1:00.0	Yeah, this is, this is part of it now, this is part of it. Well, first of all, happy birthday my brother. Yeah
1:05.0	Happy brother, Rory.
1:07.0	30, 34? 34 years old.
1:09.0	34 years old. Well, industry age 28 mmm do guys still do that I'm gonna start the
1:16.6	I know for you yeah I know there's really yeah but how okay but how a lot of your
1:21.6	a lot of your favorite rappers, media personalities, and streamers are all
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