Episode 264 | PodcastNextDoor

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

We’re in the heart of Taurus season and Rory deserves a birthday month or at least a present. None of which will happen. Would you let your girl have a man cook for her in her house? Well Rory has and as expected Mal doesn’t approve. Mal gives us a workout update and reminds us how insane it is to be a professional athlete - all steroids welcomed (11:34). In local news, Eric Adams has an episode coming with Drink Champs (15:00). Julian passed an unalive body the other day, just proof that NYC is out of control. Let’s escape our troubled reality and get lost in the toxicity of PartyNextDoor’s album, PND4. We break down lyrics from multiple songs and celebrate the masterclass in deflecting accountability (27:12). These lyrics penetrate the room and land us in homie court. The case filing: Rory v.s. Demaris (53:00). Mal decides the winner. It’s time for voicemails. We have a fun one today. It leads to cleaning habits, std’s, and Rory fumbling a girl (1:07:18). We wrap with the NBA playoffs (1:23:55) and a few other things. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right in the bottom of her heel just you couldn't get it out. I went to Walgreens to get tweezers by that point like I was definitely not getting
0:09.4	Oh going to get tweezers look at Dr Rory. I would have sucked that shit out of her hill.
0:16.3	Like a snake bite. Yeah, I'm one of them niggas at 22.
0:19.2	All right, let me see that.
0:20.3	I'd have suck that.
0:27.3	I'm gonna go get no tweezer tweez a tweez a nie never got a nigga no pussy a nigger never came out with a tweezer and she's like girl I got a niggi no pussy. A nigga never came out with a tweeze in his hand and she was like,
0:34.4	girl, I gotta fuck this nigga.
0:35.8	No, Warren, now!
0:38.7	I shouldn't even be outside.
0:41.9	I got somebody inside waiting on me
0:45.0	And I'm playing with their emotions
0:50.0	Emotions
0:51.0	Sorry but I'm outside tonight
0:58.3	What's going on man?
0:59.6	Taurus season can you feel it
1:02.5	Taurus? Move over aries, it's tourist time.
1:05.3	Isn't that what you're supposed to say?
1:06.3	It's your birthday, right?
1:07.3	Your birthday's, yeah.
1:08.3	It's coming up this week.
1:09.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't feel the tourist season?
1:10.9	I don't know what tourist season feels like
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