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Hi Tom and C. So it's Marie from California. While I 115% agree with you that Rubio is fucking ridiculous to say that the Constitution comes second to God's law and stupid because obviously that's not true or he would be living more than I do.

I gotta like play devil's advocate and let you know that according to Christianity's religious tenets, Jesus actually abolished the old law of like Leviticus and the Old Testament by fulfilling all the prophecies in the Old Testament.

So they pretty much go by what Jesus said now and Jesus unfortunately like for example did bring up the gay thing. So that's why they adhere to that. Just thought I would drop that knowledge. Thank you, bye.

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Recording from glory hole studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political and there is no welcome at this episode 265 of cognitive dissonance and today is dogma debate episode day. Yeah, we're recording before we go on dogma debate. So this will be released right after.

Right, but for us we are we are pre gaming for dogma debate right and I'm you know I'm pretty pumped I'm pretty excited to get bumped. You know our we're we're we're going to be I know this is all happening in the past I recognize for listeners now, but you know we were we were going to be on at one and then it's seven I think at this rate you know we'll have us on it like three in the morning. I got a slot that no one else wants exactly. You know it's you're on the 25th hour of the 25th.

Thanks guy podcast. Thanks buddy. Yeah, I think it's a broadcast. I believe it's a podcast that that fair enough anyway, I'm probably right about that. So no, you know, it's I in all fairness, I would have bumped me to we were just the first people that contacted him about it. Yeah, I got exactly. Yeah, we're just the ones who asked him about it specifically. No, and then he decided to do something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So but we got we got we got bumped and that's great. Yeah.

And hopefully we gave away $5,000 and if not, then I have a new PS4. There we go. So that's exciting. There you go. And I've got strippers and blows. So there we go. Yeah, awesome.

So the first story we want to cover. I mean, you know, the thing is it's a recent story, but it's an oldie but a goodie.

This is one of those things where you know, you watch a TV show like let's say Game of Thrones and they throw a nose old cliche right and you're just like, oh, I've seen this before.

Right. I've seen this on so many other shows. It's like, it's like one of those underlying themes that you see on every superhero show or something like that. That's what this is. Yeah, this is this is like, you know, watching like a shitty sitcom and it's like, I killed the goldfish. I replaced it with another goldfish. Nobody will notice.

You know, like and five people buy the same goldfish because they all think they killed the goldfish and that person is like, why do I have five goldfish?

And it was like, I think they made it.

Yeah, pretty much that right. But Fini had a bad fit. Oh, you fucking caught me. I killed goldfish. This from the raw story.

San Diego priest who covered up sex assault. Oh, immediately fired. Huh. No, that's not how this one. That's not the same. It's like madlibs, right?

Like, okay, like I need to take into jail. No, no, no, no, no, that would be that would be right. How about a place in charge of sex abuse hotline?

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