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And I'm a lot of show you made it sound like Brian Fisher didn't have a legitimate concern when he was talking about the food explained.

I don't think you're giving him enough credit because after all the the whoppers are turning rainbows and I think his real concern is that there's just a bunch of fruity ass people all across North America.

And neither the likes of gay folks so I think that's where his concern is. Just just down a fruit across the plains. So yeah, I think that's what you do. I don't know what you guys think. But anyway, glory home.

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It's skeptical. It's political and we have welcome mats. Yay. I can't. It's amazing. We have welcome mats. Thank you so much from one of our listeners that was kind enough she reached out to us. We had a back and forth that stretched all the way from like fucking June or something where we I probably responsible for not understanding most of what happened.

Nonetheless, here we are six months later. We are in full welcome mat availability. Welcome. Well, there's pre orders right now. That's still that's. I've ever been. I'm fully erect. Never been this close. Like I mean, I've got like an inch and a half an excitement. Now she had said one of the things is we initially wanted to have a punch. A punch caught out. The board can't do that. She can't cut the glory hole out of the man.

It's such an offensive. I feel so shame. Even saying that but she can't cut the glory hole out of the mat. You'll have to cut your own glory. You got to cut your own glory. I want.

You got other fucking glory hole. So if you want to fuck somebody through your welcome mat, you're going to have a little work to do. I've always wanted to get blown through a welcome. That's fine.

Anonymous blown to my welcome. I don't know. Like which side do you want to stand on? You want to stand on the furry side. You want the furry side to touch the furry side. Man. It's like. It's like. I would be worried. I get stuck there. I got like. You ripped that thing off. There. It's like. Yeah. Have your legs stuck to the couch on a summer afternoon. Are you kidding me?

You're fucking. It's like a. You just see like like you got to wear one of those what they call merkins or like a little little fake little bush for your. Yeah.

I thought my. I thought my. Honey, it looks bigger now. I know it's literally not bigger. Yeah, it's not bigger. But sometimes when you highlight what's really there, it just serves to emphasize the disappointment. Oh, man. That's amazing. So we're super happy. We are. I didn't get that memo. I got a minute. I'm happy about the welcome. Okay. We're happy about that. Yeah. I know we're happy about none of this. I don't want to be happy. Yeah. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy

general. Yeah. No, not in general. So we're very specifically happy and Deborah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. So we're excited and hopefully people will buy welcome mats and enjoy them. So buy a lot of them. Yeah. I mean, I guess that's kind of what I'm putting out there is buy a lot of them. I eat a lot. Yeah. So I mean, like he does eat a lot. So much. So much guys. Admittedly. Yeah. It's actually season. It's gotten to the point where when I'm at work, if I'm trying to have conversations with people on it's like 11th, 13th, 13th,

12 o'clock, they're like, do you need to eat? They're like, they're like, they have a snicker. No, they're just like, have Thai food. You need to go to the buffet. Actually, I have actually, I have actually recently had a coworker stop me and say, I'll go, she had already eaten. She's like, you need to eat. I will go with you while you get lunch and have this conversation, but it is clear you need to eat.

That's pretty great. And I took her up on that offer. The point is is that we've got to rewrite the federal government. Now, this is not going to happen overnight. It took 130 years to bring us to where we are today. It could probably take 50 years to turn it around. But if we stand on the Constitution, then everything else comes together. So the first story what it covers from foreign progressives, Mark Rubio, the United States is governed by God, not the Constitution.

Well, not according to the Constitution. Mark Rubio, now, this is a longer segment. I don't know that I want to play the audio from this, but I want to read what he says. He says, we are clearly called in the Bible to adhere to our civil authorities. So he's saying that, you know, we're supposed to obey the civil authorities to render under the Caesar moment, right?

But that conflicts, which is also a requirement to adhere to God's rules, when those two come in conflict, God's rules always win. And I wonder, you know, well, does that include like stoning your neighbor's wife if she's an adulterer?

Right. Because that's one of God's rules, right? Well, that that that actually is an interesting question. Because when I read that, I felt like what he was doing was defining the rock paper scissors of the of the branches of government. Sure. Yeah. So, you know, stoning is a great example. That's the rock. That's the rock. You know, I don't know what the rest of the joke.

I know. Yeah. Yeah. So there, you know, it's it. So this is great. This is a guy who wants to be the president. He's basically like, look, totes the Constitution, yeah, unless something else. In which case, the other thing, right, but I'll be your president. Right. If I feel like that's convenient. And it jibes with what I already think I should do. So in other words, I'm just going to do what I think I should do. Yeah. Can I be the leader?

No, no one's going to ever vote for you. This guy has as much chance of becoming fucking president as my god damn dog. I'll tell you what, look at him in the face. Tell me he doesn't look like shoe bat.

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