So you may as Edward, Edward is like,

uh, yeah, I'm gonna marry this lady.

I'm not gonna be king anymore.

Also, I love Adolf Hitler.

And he goes with Wallace Simpson to Germany,

tours a bunch of like military installations with Hitler,

hangs out with Hitler, smokes doobs with him,

and then is posted on the Western front

during the Blitzkrieg through France.

And at this point, the British are like,

if they bring the Germans capture this guy,

they're gonna like make him king.

So like, we gotta get him out of here.

He's going around town, everybody.

I love Hitler.

He's so fucking cool.

While he's in the British army,

and so Churchill eventually is just like,

all right, you have to move to,

they made him governor of the Bahamas.

And he was governor there until 1945.

Also his wife, Wallace Simpson,

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